

Jason Pargin (born January 10, 1975), prior to 2020 using the pen name David Wong, is an American humor writer. Successfully blend laugh-out-loud humor with legitimate horror.Pop culture, news media, Americana, science fiction "The book takes every pop culture trend of the past twenty years, peppers it with 14-year-old dick and fart humor, and blends it all together with a huge heaping of splatterpunk gore…. "When it's funny, it's laugh-out-loud funny, yet when the situation calls for chills, it provides them in spades." "Sure to please the Fangoria set while appealing to a wider audience, the book's smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next." "The rare genre novel that manages to keep its sense of humor strong without ever diminishing the scares." David Wellington, author of Monster Island and Vampire Zero "David Wong has managed to write that rarest of things-a genuinely scary story." Don Coscarelli, director, Phantasm I–V and Bubba Ho-tep "David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King. " John Dies at the End… a case of the author trying to depict actual, soul-sucking lunacy, and succeeding with flying colors." But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am.


Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, we'll have a much harder time explaining how to fight off the otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity.

John and I never had the chance to say no. The drug is called Soy Sauce and it gives users a window into another dimension. You may not want to know about the things you'll read in these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. ".a case of the author trying to depict actual, soul-sucking lunacy, and succeeding with flying colors."
